1. What time did you really get up this morning?
My Job Does Not Entail Waking Up, It Does Entail Going To Bed, Which I Do At About 4 Am.
2. Diamonds or Pearls?
Don’t Like Jewelry
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Never been to The Cinema.
4. What is your favorite T.V. show?
Roseanne, Simpsons, And Survivorman( I am Shocked He Hasn’t Died Yet)
5. What did you have for breakfast
Not Out Then, Currently Eating Fiesta Been, Rice And Beef Soup
6. What is your middle name?
Don’t Have One
7. What is your favorite food?
Microwave Mac N Cheese, Peanut Butter And Jelly Bagel, Buttermilk Waffles
8. What foods do you dislike?
9. What is your favorite potato chip
10. What is your favorite tape
11. What kind of car do you drive?
Nobody In The System IS Allowed To Drive
12. What is your favorite sandwich?
Never Had One. Does Peanut Butter And Jelly English Muffin Count?
13. What characteristics do you despise?
Abusiveness, Cruelty To Animals, Whining, Self Pity
14. Favorite item of clothing?
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, it would be?
Africa to See All the Animals
16. What color is your bathroom?
17. Favorite brand of clothes?
Clothes Have Brands?
18. Where would you like to retire?
The Middle Of Nature, Where there Are No Neighbors
19. Favorite time of day?
20. Where were you born?
The Middle Of A Grassy Area
21. Favorite sport to watch?
Ewww Sports Are Dumb
22. Who do you least expect to send this back?
I’m Supposed To Send It Out?
23. Person you expect to send this back first?
Kassie She’ll Answer It When She Sees It On Yahoo360
What type of detergent do you use?
Ask Kassie I Don’t Do Laundry
25. Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Whatever Is On Sale
26. Morning and Night?
Night, Preferably With Stars And A Moon
What happened to 27?
It Didn’t Like Its Question And Left
28. Do you have pets?
Dog And Cat. Mallow And Auggie
29. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with everybody? –
NO Si In Approximatly 10 days.
30. What did you want to be when you were little?
I was Never Little
31. Favorite Candy Bar?
Nestle Dark Crunch, And Oh Henry. Though Anything With Chocolate I’ll Eat.
32. What is your best childhood memory?
Didn’t Get Here Until June Of 05.
33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life?
34. What color underwear are you wearing?
Why You Wanting To Know?
37. Eye color-
No Idea What Color The Bodies Eyes Are, Mine Inside Are Gray
38. Ever Been to Africa?
NO But I’d Love To If I Had The Chance.
39. Ever been toilet papered?
What The Hell Does that Mean?
40. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?
Don’t Do Love Or Crying.
41. Been in a car accident?
42. Croutons or Bacon bits?
No Salads Are Gross
43. Favorite day of the week?
Nope. Would Have To Know Them To Have one.
44. Favorite restaurant?
McDonald’s Quarter Pounder
45. Favorite flower
It Isn’t A Flower, It’s Billy Our Basil Plant
46. Favorite Ice Cream?
Meijer Brand Chocolate With Peanut Butter Ripples
47. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Don’t Watch Cartoons
48. Favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonalds (only One I’ve Been To) Lots Of Berriez Like To eat Out So we Take Turns.
49. What color is you bedroom carpet?
50. How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Never Took It. From The People I See On The Road The Few Times I’ve Been IN A car, Most People Failed theres A LOT!
51. Before this one, from whom did you get your last E-Mail
52 Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
If Had A Credit Card It Woudl Be A Book Store.
53. What do you do most often when you get bored?
Read, Write, Or Watch Tv, Though It Is Rare That I Have Enough Time Out TO Get Bored.
54. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire?
Nobody. I’ll Read Whomever Replies But I’m Not Sat Here Waiting For Anyone To Answer.
55. Last person you went to dinner with?
56. Ford or Chevy?
No Idea What They Are.
57. What are you listening to right now?
58. What person have you learned the most about life from?
59. How many tattoos do you have?
60. How Many people are you sending this E-mail to?
61. Time you finished this E-Mail?